TOPIC: Dog Day…
4:03 a.m. EDT
Okay, so it's the BIG day for us dawgs.
I'm having a large party - NO CATS ALLOWED of course.
We're going to serve bacon. Nothing else, just bacon.
Party favors will include squeaky toys, baseball mitts and a
shoe of your choice. We're setting up theaters to show
"Beethoven", "Turner & Hooch", "Benji", "White Fang", "Lassie",
"Lady and The Tramp", "Best in Show", "101 Dalmatians", and of
course "My Dog Skip". We were going to show "Old Yeller"
like we did last year, but too many dawgs complained. Hug
your doggie today I say.