Posted: 7/3/2017, 4:57 a.m.
So, summer is here and it's heating things up.
Dad says that people who live in Michigan only have a tolerance for
temperatures up to 78°F. Beyond that he says they tend to melt and
get really cranky. Melting humans reminds me of the 1939 classic
film The Wizard of Oz where (spoiler alert) the witch melts at
the end. There was also a small dawg named Toto involved in the
story. Dad says the movie is about a girl and her dog who find a
yellow brick road that leads to some angry old guy's house.
Apparently, the old guy has a thing for the witch, and because of the
summer heat, turns this tin guy and a scarecrow into people from Kansas.
Or something like that.