Posted: 12/2/2017, 4:22 a.m.
Even us mutts must go to the vet occasionally.
Mom always spills the beans when we're there about my bad habits.
In fact she can go on for hours. She tends to rat me out when it
comes to how much cheese and bacon I consume. She thinks that
she's looking out for me, but I know a rat when I smell one. I
suppose the bacon thing is a bit excessive for a human, but if you're a
dawg eating a couple pounds a week is pretty normal. Sometimes I
substitute road kill for bacon, but it's just not the same. It's
hard to get road kill crispy