Posted: 12/1/2017, 4:44 a.m.
Dad says that eating apples can pretty much cure
anything and everything. He also likes to quote Carl Sagan who
said, "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first
create the universe". For me, creating the universe would take way
too much time so I'm probably not going to be making a scratch apple pie
anytime soon. On the other hand, dad and I will certainly help
when it comes time to eat the pie. It's kind of like that story
about the chicken who looked for some hens to help her make bread and
ultimately, they ended up going to the
Grand Traverse Pie Company store, or something like that.
"The oldest computer can be traced back to
Adam and Eve.
Surprise, surprise, it was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory.
Just one byte.
Then everything crashed."