Posted: 8/31/2017, 5:00 a.m.
So, today is the last day of August. I've
already started hearing people say, "where did the summer go?" which
is funny considering that the four seasons do not travel. Summer,
for example, does not get onto its motorcycle and haul ass into fall.
Rather, it stays put and lets the calendar count off the days.
Take for example that tomorrow is the first day of September. You
should note that this month has a few highlights. These include
Labor Day, apples, the start of school (for those school systems with
any sense in their small heads), the start of the fall season of course,
and Grandparent's Day (the 10th). So to sum up, if you need
something to do today, please come over and clean my bathroom.
That is all.