Tell me a Dawg Joke...
Q: Why don't blind people sky dive?
A: It scares the hell out of their dogs!
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs.
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Q: What do you call a dog that is left handed?
A: A south paw!
Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take a dog?
Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
A: Well, doggone!