TOPIC: Black Cat Thursday…
Posted: 8/17/2017, 4:48 a.m.
I admit that black cats are kind of creepy.
Most cats will kill you in your sleep, but black cats are the ones who
teach the classes. What's that you say? You've never heard
of the Adult Ed classes that cats can take at the high school about how
to terminate your human? Some cats actually get it that if
you terminate your human there probably won't be anyone around to open
their can of stinky cat food. If you must buy yourself a black cat,
please be aware of the risks.