You Know You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. When you let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner
table in front of her kids.
2. Your truck's Blue Book value goes up and down depending on how
much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys,
7. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.