Posted: 9/28/2010, 4:56 p.m. EDT
Mom doesn't know it, but she is making my favorite stuff for dinner.
It really doesn't matter what it is as long as it smells good.
Heck I don't even care what it looks like. I have begging down to
a science, so come dinner time I will get some of whatever the stuff is cooking on the stove. I just have to get rid of the cat so it
can't hog in on the goodies.
TOPIC: Nuclear Power…
Posted: 9/28/2010, 5:45 a.m. EDT
I have decided to start building my own personal nuclear power
plant. Over last weekend I mined some Uranium 235 and now I have
to further refine the material. I figure with my own power plant I
can power up my own personal stash of incandescent light bulbs and won't
have to switch to those little curly cue bulbs the government is trying
to make you buy. I say resistance is NOT futile.
More Bad Hallmark Cards...
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire..
I noticed your cat.
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
is 62 today
September 29, 1948
American (Flint, Michigan) singer, guitarist and
Lead singer and lead guitarist for the 1970s band
Grand Funk Railroad
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Loco-Motion, Flight of the Phoenix
Footstompin' Music, I'm Your Captain, Inside