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TOPIC:  Monday Blues…

Posted: 9/27/2010, 5:21 a.m. EDTDoggie

 

I'm thinking about writing a Monday blues song.  I know it has been done before; like the Allman Brothers "Stormy Monday" and The Carpenters "Rainy Days And Mondays," but there's always room for a good song.  Maybe I'll call if "Monday Always Seems To Follow Sunday."  I'll have to work on that.


TOPIC:  Sunday…

Posted: 9/26/2010, 5:02 a.m. EDT

 

I don't work on Sunday.  At least not at my regular job.  Some dawgs have a Honey Do List.  Actually I don't have very many chores.  Just the obligatory barking, digging, chasing the cat, running squirrels up trees, riding in the car with my head hanging out, barking incessantly, chewing on things, eating SkippySnacks, etc.  Well, now that I think of it, I guess I do contribute.

 

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Conversation With A Lawyer...

 

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long train ride.  The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy.  So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.  The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.Lawyer

 

The lawyer persists saying that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.  Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.  This catches the senior's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

 

The lawyer asks the first question.  'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'  The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

 

Now it's the senior's turn.  He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'  The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net.  He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail.  After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.  He wakes the senior and hands him $500.  The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

 

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.  He wakes the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

 

The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

 

Fun Facts To Know And Yell

... Girls Just Want to Have Fun ...

 

Cyndi Lauper's 1984 hit "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" was written by a man.

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Birthday
Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne

is 26 today

September 27, 1984

 

Canadian singer, songwriter, fashion designer actress, SkippyBabe

'I'm With You', 'Complicated', 'Keep Holding On', 'My Happy Ending' 'Sk8er Boi'

 
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