You Might Be A Redneck If ...
If your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports
You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the
governor to spare a loved one.
You go to the family reunion to pick up women.
Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of
You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt.