Reasons Why Men Are Justifiably Proud Of Themselves...
1. If you are 34 and single nobody notices
2. Everything on their faces stays the original color
3. Three pair of shoes are more than enough
4. They don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is
5. Car mechanics tell them the truth
6. They can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours
without thinking "He must be mad at me."
7. Same work-more pay
8. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
9. Their pals will never trap them with: "So, notice anything