Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating...
You get winded from knocking on the door.
You ask for high fiber candy only.
When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and
People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.