Signs you might be a redneck...
None of your shirts cover your stomach.
The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You were shooting pool when your kids were born.
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.