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TOPIC:  Tennis Ball…

Posted: 10/2/2010, 3:27 p.m. EDTDoggie

 

Mom got me a new tennis ball today.  At first I was thinking I'd get a new racquet and hit the courts, but then I remembered that I also need new tennis shoes.  I really don't have a nice tennis outfit either.  So, after a brief bout of depression I realized that most dogs just like chasing tennis balls.  I will chase it and then I will kill it.


TOPIC:  The Weekend…

Posted: 10/2/2010, 5:30 a.m. EDT

 

Ah, the weekend.  It's time to kick back and work your butt off at something different than your normal day job.  Actually us dawgs really don't pay much attention to the day of the week.  It's more about eating, sleeping, barking and squirrel chasing.  I thought I'd try eating some grass later and also seeing if I can bury myself in a deep hole in the back yard.  I'd dig in the front yard, but dad doesn't seem to be able to deal with that very well based on previous incidents.

 

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More Tools Defined...

 

1.  TWEEZERS:  A tool for removing splinters of wood, especially hardwood.

 

2.  TELEPHONE:  Tool for calling your neighbor to see if he has another hydraulic floor jack.Monkey

 

3.  SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER:  Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for removing dog poop from your boots.

 

4.  E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR:  A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is ten times harder than any known drill bit.

 

5.  TWO-TON HYDRAULIC ENGINE HOIST:  A handy tool for testing the tensile strength of bolts and fuel lines you forgot to disconnect.

 

6.  TROUBLE LIGHT:  The home builder's own tanning booth.  Sometimes called drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night.  Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 60-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.  More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.

 

Fun Facts To Know And Yell

... Shower ...

 

If you're an average adult, you spend 11 to 13 minutes in the shower.

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Ashlee Simpson

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October 3, 1984

 

American singer-songwriter, actress, SkippyBabe

Debut album "Autobiography"

"The Ashlee Simpson Show"

Younger sister of singer Jessica Simpson.

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