More Tools Defined...
1. TWEEZERS: A tool for removing splinters of wood,
2. TELEPHONE: Tool for calling your neighbor to see if he
has another hydraulic floor jack.
3. SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a
sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for removing dog
poop from your boots.
4. E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool that snaps off in
bolt holes and is ten times harder than any known drill bit.
5. TWO-TON HYDRAULIC ENGINE HOIST: A handy tool for testing
the tensile strength of bolts and fuel lines you forgot to disconnect.
6. TROUBLE LIGHT: The home builder's own tanning booth.
Sometimes called drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night.
Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 60-watt light
bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be used
during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More
often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.