You Didn't Win the Halloween Costume Contest Because...
Your "Yanni" costume got you beat up on the way to the party -- four
Yellow Homer Simpson makeup? Check.
Can of Homer Simpson "Duff Beer"? Check.
Homer Simpson pants? DOH!!!!
Much to your surprise, three other people came dressed as Nikola Tesla,
father of alternating current.
Nobody likes a farting clown.
Your kindergarten students failed to see the humor in your "Road Kill
Although your "Internal Bus Architecture of the Intel Celeron Chip"
costume was a big hit with the other engineers at the office, things are
different out in the real world.