Actual Statements to Auto Insurance Companies...
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As
I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision.
I did not see the other car.
I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell sleep at the wheel
and had an accident.
I was on my way to the doctor's office with rear end trouble when the
universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a
place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to
stop in time to avoid the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the