Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Answers From The Famous...
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where
all chickens will be free to cross roads.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken
crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and
that was good enough for us.
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no
chicken has gone before.
Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road
or did the road move beneath the chicken?