TOPIC: Teddy Bears
Posted: 9/9/2019, 4:03 a.m. EDT
So, I think the Lions should hand out cute, cuddly teddy bears
at all their games. Win or lose, the bear can be used by the
fans to celebrate the day. On the days they lose, the fans can hug and cry with the bear - like an
emotional support pet. On the days they win (although this is
bound to be rare) the bear can be tossed up the air with glee to
celebrate the moment in history. Of course, the bear should be
made of soft, absorbent material in order to properly collect
the tears and/or beer - depending on the outcome of the game.
Just another useful tip from your Uncle Skippy. Oh, the score from
yesterday you ask? Lions 27, Cardinals 27. Where's
my cry bear? It's another Monday,
so deal with it. Monday Night Football is Texans at Saints, and
later Broncos at Raiders. Yawn.