TOPIC: Turn Your Clocks
Posted: 3/9/2019, 3:26 a.m.
Okay, it's the spring ahead thing again.
You're supposed to get up at 2 in the morning tomorrow and rotate all
your analog clocks clockwise one hour. If you have digital clocks
you may need to do more than just rotate. You should make a game
of it, like pretend you're disarming an atomic bomb or, better yet,
pretend you're trying to fix the brain of a socialist democrat.
When completed you will find that you've lost an hour of your life and
that it's now brighter than it should be in the morning. You may
also need to replace a couple of clocks that you managed to break.
Messing with time should really be abolished. Anyone who wants to
continue the Daylight Savings Time charade should be thrown into a black
hole. Please try and resume normal activities.