Posted: 3/22/2019, 3:38 a.m. EDT
Everyone goofs off occasionally, some more than others. Us dawgs are
quite serious about our job, but the same cannot be said about kats.
To be honest, I know that kats can't help being goof-offs it because of
their inherent lazy nature and rodent heritage. Considering it is
National Goof-off day it will be acceptable for everyone to turn into a
semi-slacker today if you return to normal productivity on Monday.
Please tell your boss to just chill and deal with it.