Posted: 3/18/2019, 4:25 a.m. EDT
We all have awkward moments, like when you trip over your own four feet
or when you can't figure out if it’s a boy dog or a girl dawg, or when
you can't remember where you buried your favorite bone. One way to
get out of an awkward situation is to admit you have brain damage.
As alternative, use your quick wit and intelligence to convince people
you're really a cool cucumber. And finally, if you find yourself
in a truly impossible awkward situation, I suggest you try what works
well for the Skipster... incessant barking!