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TOPIC:  Rednecking…

Posted:  7/3/2019, 4:05 a.m. EDT

 

Dad always says "Even if you're not smooth with the ladies, your dawg is. Bring it with you."  He's kinda smart like that for a stoopid person.  A lot of boy dawgs are known to have a natural gift with the ladies.  I'm not sure exactly where that comes from, but it may have to do with previous redneck heritage.  As everyone knows, rednecks are real smooth talkers.  Take for example Jeff Foxworthy and his "you might be a redneck" lines.  A couple of my favorites are: "You might be a redneck if… 'taking out the trash' means taking your in-laws to a movie",… if 'loading the dishwasher' means getting your wife drunk", and "… if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge".  Ah, the oldies are still goodies. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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