Posted: 8/8/2019, 4:25 a.m. EDT
Oh, admit it… Zucchini is scary. It's big, it's green and
it could kill you while you sleep. I've never actually had
zucchini and then said afterwards "man that was good". The
best method of getting people to eat the Z-food is to hide it in
Z-bread. Even then most humans will think twice before
taking a slice. If you dare, make sure to slather it with
fresh creamy butter first. Of course, the worst way to eat
the stuff is to fry it up in a pan. Try getting your kids
to eat that, I DARE YOU!
"When I see rich, snooty-looking women at the grocery
I pretend I need something and say,
'excuse me, do you work here?'
just to help keep things real."