Posted: 4/11/2019, 4:29 a.m. EDT
Alright, so most humans have a pet or have had a pet at some time in
their life. In general, most of us in the pet category are cute, fuzzy
or both. This excludes the so-called fringe pets of course,
like lizards, tarantulas, fish, and pigs. Dad reminded me that
guinea pigs are cute and fuzzy, but then I reminded him that he's an
idiot and that guinea pigs
are a species of rodent and they are not biologically related to pigs.
Some humans think that cats also fit into the cute and fuzzy category,
but they're wrong of course. Everyone knows that cats are rodents
and are also directly related to pigs. So, do your homework folks
and think twice before you go out and get yourself a rodent pig cat.
Take heed - the weekend is in sight!
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