TOPIC: Stupid Questions…
Posted: 9/28/2018, 4:04 a.m. EDT
Here's my top 10 list of the stupid questions I've been asked this year:
1. Can I safely look at a picture of the sun?
2. Is it illegal to kill an ant?
3. Are there birds in Canada?
4. Why does my cat vibrate?
5. How do I test to see if my turtle is gay?
6. Why is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a
7. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
8. Why do we say “eats like a bird” when every day a bird eats its
own weight in food?
9. Why are Cory Booker, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris so stupid?
10. Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it
doesn’t work anymore?