The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few
trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods.
Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into
a sand trap.
All the while, he'd noticed that the club professional had been
"What club should I use now?" he asked the pro.
"I don't know," the pro replied. "What game are you playing?"