Posted: 9/13/2018, 4:12 a.m. EDT
Dad says, "you are what you eat". That's a fact for him because
he's addicted to nuts. If you think I'm implying that he's nuts,
then you would be right. With that true confession out of the way,
I'm not real sure what type of crazy nut he is because, as some say,
he's a tough nut to crack. The most common choices are peanuts,
almonds, walnuts, brazil nuts, cashews, filberts, hazelnuts, pistachios,
macadamias, and pecans. He's kind of a common guy, so I'd say
he's, likely, some sort of peanut. The main peanut sub-classes are
Runner, Virginia, Spanish, and Valencia. These can further be
classified as salted, roasted, cooked, or blanched. So, my final
determination is that crazy boy is a roasted, salted, Runner, still
in-his the-shell. Squirrels love him.
is 22 today
September 13, 1996
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