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TOPIC:  Kale…

Posted:  10/3/2018, 4:29 a.m. EDT


Ok, can we just admit that not all food is good?  We shouldn't even eat some things, and kale is one of those.  Truth be told, it's not actually food.  Dad says that green colored space aliens deposited the creepy stuff on Earth back in the early days.  Apparently, combining kale with dilithium crystals creates a hybrid form of antimatter that can be used to create a worm hole.  If you must cook it, mix in coconut oil to make it easier to scrap into the trash.  For God's sake, don't eat the stuff.













Ashlee Simpson
is 34 today
October 3, 1984

American Singer-Songwriter,

Actress, SkippyBabe
Album "Autobiography" (2004)
Album "I Am Me" (2005)
Album "Bittersweet World" (2008)
Voiced "Strelka" in animated movie
Space Dogs Adventure to the Moon


"How do you restore your body back to factory settings?
Is it kale?
It's kale isn't it?!
Please say it isn't kale."