Posted: 10/3/2018, 4:29 a.m. EDT
Ok, can we just admit that not all food is good? We shouldn't even
eat some things, and kale is one of those. Truth be told, it's not
actually food. Dad says that green colored space aliens deposited
the creepy stuff on Earth back in the early days. Apparently,
combining kale with dilithium crystals creates a hybrid form of
antimatter that can be used to create a worm hole. If you must
cook it, mix in coconut oil to make it easier to scrap into the trash.
For God's sake, don't eat the stuff.
is 34 today
October 3, 1984
Album "Autobiography" (2004)
Album "I Am Me" (2005)
Album "Bittersweet World" (2008)
Voiced "Strelka" in animated movie
Space Dogs Adventure to the Moon