PSYCHIATRIST: What seems to be the problem?
PATIENT: I think I'm a chicken.
PSYCHIATRIST: How long as this been
PATIENT: Ever since I came out of my shell.
QUESTION: What do you call a witch who likes the
beach but is scared of the water?
ANSWER: A chicken sand-witch.
QUESTION: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
ANSWER: Because if had four doors it would be a
QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?
ANSWER: Well, he was feeling confident, it was a
nice spring day, traffic was light, visibility was good, and all the
other chickens were doing it.
SOMETHING TO PONDER: You take care of
chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?