Monday, May 14th, 2018 is   

Dance Like a Chicken Day


 

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PSYCHIATRIST:  What seems to be the problem?

 

PATIENT:  I think I'm a chicken.

 

PSYCHIATRIST:  How long as this been going on?

 

PATIENT:  Ever since I came out of my shell.


QUESTION:  What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?

 

ANSWER:  A chicken sand-witch.


QUESTION:  Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

 

ANSWER:  Because if had four doors it would be a sedan!


QUESTION:  Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

ANSWER:  Well, he was feeling confident, it was a nice spring day, traffic was light, visibility was good, and all the other chickens were doing it.


SOMETHING TO  PONDER:  You take care of chickens.  Does that make you a chicken tender?

 

 

Handy Tip For Today...

 

ARGUMENTS:

 

If your mom ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo

 

Her motherly instincts will kick in and she'll, likely, make you a sandwich.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Miranda Cosgrove
is 25 today
May 14, 1993

American Actress, Singer & Songwriter
"Summer Hathaway" in School of Rock
"Megan Parker" on the Nickelodeon's "Drake & Josh"
"Carly Shay" on Nickelodeon's "iCarly"
Voiced "Margo" in Despicable Me & sequels
"Shea Moore" on NBC's "Crowded"
Debut studio album "Sparks Fly"
EP lead single "Dancing Crazy"

 

 

     

"I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat."