Monday, May 14th, 2018 is   

Dance Like a Chicken Day


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PSYCHIATRIST:  What seems to be the problem?


PATIENT:  I think I'm a chicken.


PSYCHIATRIST:  How long as this been going on?


PATIENT:  Ever since I came out of my shell.

QUESTION:  What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?


ANSWER:  A chicken sand-witch.

QUESTION:  Why does a chicken coop have two doors?


ANSWER:  Because if had four doors it would be a sedan!

QUESTION:  Why did the chicken cross the road?


ANSWER:  Well, he was feeling confident, it was a nice spring day, traffic was light, visibility was good, and all the other chickens were doing it.

SOMETHING TO  PONDER:  You take care of chickens.  Does that make you a chicken tender?



Handy Tip For Today...




If your mom ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo


Her motherly instincts will kick in and she'll, likely, make you a sandwich.







Miranda Cosgrove
is 25 today
May 14, 1993

American Actress, Singer & Songwriter
"Summer Hathaway" in School of Rock
"Megan Parker" on the Nickelodeon's "Drake & Josh"
"Carly Shay" on Nickelodeon's "iCarly"
Voiced "Margo" in Despicable Me & sequels
"Shea Moore" on NBC's "Crowded"
Debut studio album "Sparks Fly"
EP lead single "Dancing Crazy"




"I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat."