Posted: 3/9/2018, 4:06 a.m. EST
Barbie's make excellent chew toys. At the same time, they let me
take out my human aggressions on a dolly instead of on a real person. Mom
has always told me that it's not nice to chew on actual people, so
chewing on Barbie's keeps me out of trouble. After I've totally destroyed
the Barbie that I've been chewing on I bury it in mom's garden.
Some day when we sell our house someone will probably find all the
bodies. So if you see the cops and FBI at my house digging in the
back yard some day you'll know why.