Posted: 3/29/2018, 4:21 a.m.
Baseball always starts up this time of year.
They don't let us dawgs play, basically for two reasons. Reason
number one is that we always want to chase the ball rather than trying
to hit it with a bat or catch it with a mitt. Personally I like chewing
on the mitts; they're very tasty. Number two is that we don't know
how to spit. Some players have turned spitting into an art form
and you must respect that I suppose. Spitting techniques are
typically covered during the first week of spring training. So,
humans. Play Ball!