Monday, March 26th, 2018 is   

Politicians Should Be Drug Tested Day

(It's actually Make Your Own Holiday Day today)


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Urine Testing:  Checks for the presence of cocaine, marijuana, phencyclidine (PCP), methamphetamine, methadone or benzodiazepines.


Average detection times for different drugs in a urine test:

  • Marijuana:  2 to 5 days, but true weed smokers (the all-day, everyday kind of guys) can test positive even 2 to 3 months after use.

  • Alcohol:  1 to 12 hours.

  • Amphetamines:  1 to 2 days.

  • Anabolic Steroids:  Up to 3 weeks if taken orally; 3 to 6 months (or more) if injected.

  • Barbiturates:  2 to 3 days.

  • Benzodiazepines (Ativan, Klonopin, Rohypnol, Valium, Xanax):  2 to 8 days.

  • Cocaine:  1 to 2 days.

  • Codeine:  1 to 2 days.

  • GHB:  1 to 2 days.

  • Heroin:  1 to 2 days.

  • Ketamine:  2 to 4 days.

  • LSD:  Only a few hours to 5 days.

  • MDMA (Ecstasy):  1 to 5 days.

  • Methadone:  1 to 7 days.

  • Methamphetamines:  2 to 4 days.

  • Methaqualone:  10 to 15 days.

  • Opiates:  1 to 2 days.

  • Oxycodone:  1 to 2 days.

  • PCP:  1 to 8 days.

Hair Testing:  Checks for the presence of cocaine, marijuana, amphetamines, opiates and PCP.  Useful for detection long after the actual drug exposure.


Blood Testing:  Provides more information about drug use than urine or hair testing


Breath Testing:  Determines how much alcohol is in your blood by measuring the amount of alcohol in the air you exhale.


Saliva:  Checks for the presence of opiates, marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine, and phencyclidine drugs.










Nina Agdal
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March 26, 1992

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Ive never had a problem with drugs.  Ive had problems with the police.
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