... Earth Hour ...
The complete silliness called Earth Hour occurs today
Right here on planet Earth (3rd rock from the sun)
From 8:30 to 9:30 pm in your respective time zone
You are required to
Turn off all non-essential electric lights for one hour
Failure to comply will result in suspension of all electric privileges.
Those who wish to protest should
Turn ON each and every light inside and outside of your
Please resume normal activities