Posted: 3/16/2018, 4:06 a.m.
Next to eating bacon, sleeping is my favorite thing
to do. I can do it just about any time of the day or night unless
someone is cooking bacon. Mom says I shouldn't do it during the
day because it makes me look lazy, so I try hard to limit myself to
about 20 hours a day. The cat sleeps 23 hours a day, and even
takes a nap in-between its food breaks and nip fixes. Dad says
that not many people know that sleep spelled backwards is PEELS.
He's such and idiot! I don't even know how he sleeps without
is 32 today
March 16, 1986
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