Thursday, July 19th, 2018 is   

Get to Know Your Customers Day

Ear tagging fun.


Grand Haven
Lighthouse Pictures

Targeted sales is the answer to everything

Previous Skippy Editions 



Grand Haven Earth Cam
Michigan Radar

Pure Michigan

Grand Haven



Skippy Support Desk

Skippydawg Disclaimer

Contact Skippy


TOPIC:  Customers…

Posted:  7/19/2018, 4:23 a.m. EDT


Would you like a large fries with that?

All of us have customers, even us dawgs.  For example, any self-respecting canine type will tell you that they have an obligation to their humans and also their human's friends.  This obligation typically manifests itself in the form of tail-wagging, face licking, speaking (when spoken to of course), and fetching.  I also assume that our kat is my customer.  Of course, the kat/dawg customer relationship is quite different than the human/dawg customer relationship.  For instance if the kat voices a customer complaint, it is ignored immediately in the order it is received.  Thank you, and have a nice day.

It's a slimey trick!



How very clever.


But sir, it's 5 percent!


What is normal really?


Our service is very personalized



It will only take a minute sir.



Another helpful guide for you.


Romee Strijd
is 23 today
July 19, 1995

Dutch Fashion Model
Victoria's Secret Angel (2015)
Walked for Burberry, Calvin Klein,
Louis Vuitton, Michael Kors,

Prada, Victoria's Secret,

Yves Saint Laurent
Magazines: Elle (cover),

Harper's Bazaar

Romee Strijd



"One day I will travel to Wal-Mart, go find a tricycle,
then get some pull-ups and ride around the store screaming