Posted: 7/112018, 4:20 a.m. EDT
Everyone takes pictures with their smartphones these days. Dad has
one of those fancy cameras, but he doesn't really know how to use it.
I think he's waiting for the smart fairy to visit him and sprinkle fairy
dust on his brain cells. He says that this happens every time a
new supreme court justice is nominated, so this should all be happening
now. Dad says the smart fairy sprinkles its magic dust at this
time because a lot of non-republican type human people really seem to
need help at such times. He's such a doofus. I've learned
with him over the years that the best thing is to just nod politely and
slowly back away.