Friday, August 3rd, 2018 is   

National Watermelon Day


 

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TOPIC:  Watermelon…

Posted:  8/3/2018, 4:06 a.m. EDT

 

My name is Skippy G. Dawg, and I'm addicted to watermelon.  I guess it all started when I was just a puppy when Mom brought home a sweet melon one day.  She told me to keep my paws off it, but one thing led to another and the rest is history.  These days I travel the country warning others about the dangers of overindulging in the pink fruit, including accidentally swallowing the seeds, mistakenly biting into the rind, and even waking up in the middle of the night having to relieve yourself of watermelon fluid.  The possibility of addiction is real people!  Few know how hard-core users sprinkle salt on the stuff or how they sometimes turn the pulp into balls for ease of consumption.  Beware my friends.  The struggle is real.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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