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TOPIC: Aging…
Posted: 8/21/2018, 4:29 a.m.
EDT
Dad says that thinking young will help keep you in
the right frame of mind. To that end, he still keeps a clean
superman suit in the closet just in case. I'm not sure in case of
what, and this brings me today's blog topic. Getting older is a
fact of life. My observations show that the aging process comes
with wrinkles and an attitude. I believe that the wrinkles come
because of taking too many showers. Averaging about 0.9 showers
per day, a typical bitter old man will have taken approximately 21,352
showers by age 65. I believe the attitude thing comes from having
to deal with too many bad situations. These include having to cope
with bad drivers, waiting at the Secretary of State office, broccoli,
democrats, ugly people, classical music, and poor fitting jeans, not
necessarily in that order. Now get out there and put on some wrinkle
cream and a happy face.
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Hayden
Panettiere
is 29 today
August 21, 1989
American Actress, Model, Singer,
Voice Actress, SkippyBabe
Cheerleader "Claire Bennet"
on NBC's "Heroes"
"Juliette Barnes"
on ABC's "Nashville"
Amanda Knox: Murder
on "Trial in Italy"
Scream 4, Custody
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