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World Bratwurst Day


 

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TOPIC:  Brats…

Posted:  8/16/2018, 4:41 a.m. EDT

 

I know that when I think "Bratwurst" I think "Brats".  Not the little crumb muncher rug rats you may find kicking your shins in the store, but the kind you put on the grill.  The only proper way to cook a brat of course is to fire up the grill and get R' done.  Dad says there's a lot of puns out there with the word WURST, and that's understandable because, let's get serious here, what else are you going to do with a word like WURST.  It's not the wurst pun in the world.  Sorry.  You should note; however, that the proper internal cooking temperature for your friendly neighborhood brat is 155 to 160°F.  Cooking any less than this would be the wurst thing you could do.

 

 

 

... Jokes ...

 

Today is also National Tell a Joke Day.

 

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break

in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall..

As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in and

only a few shelves and display racks were set up

 

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old senior

is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

 

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window,

looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked,

What are you selling here?"

 

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

 

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,

"You must be doing well…... Only two left."

 

Seniors -- don't mess with them.

They didn't get old by being stupid!

 

 

 

 

 

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