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Mean Old Man...

 

An old man and woman were married for many years.  Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.

 

The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

 

Neighbors feared him.  The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

 

To everyone’s relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.  His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.  After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?”

 

The wife said, “Let him dig.  I had him buried upside down.  And I know he won’t ask for directions.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Evan Rachel Wood
is 30 today
September 7, 1987

American Actress
"American Gothic", "Once and Again"
Digging to China, Thirteen
The Wrestler, Whatever Works,
The Ides of March
"Queen Sophie-Anne" on "True Blood

 

 

"I don't like making plans for the day because then
the word 'premeditated' gets thrown around in the courtroom."