TOPIC: Stoopid Questions…
Posted: 9/28/2017, 4:51 a.m. EDT
So, I can't tell you how many stupid questions I get asked in a typical
day! I think Dad asks me the most and that must mean he is
the stoopidest. I made up a list of the questions he asked me just
1. Can I safely look at a picture of the sun?
2. Is it illegal to name a dog after a movie?
3. Mom changed her Facebook status to widowed. Should I be
4. Do midgets have night vision?
5. Is there toilet paper in Canada?
6. Is first degree murder in Fahrenheit or Celsius?
7. Could another cold war stop global warming?
8. Are democrats really that stupid?
9. My pizza box says to "bake for 18 - 21 minutes". How do I bake
something for -3 minutes?
10. If the NFL is only in the USA, how can New England have a
11. Who buys Willie Nelson tickets?
12. How do you advertise a vacuum that really sucks?
That is all. For now.