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TOPIC:  Stoopid Questions…

Posted:  9/28/2017, 4:51 a.m. EDT


So, I can't tell you how many stupid questions I get asked in a typical day!  I think Dad asks me the most and that must mean he is the stoopidest.  I made up a list of the questions he asked me just yesterday...


1.  Can I safely look at a picture of the sun?


2.  Is it illegal to name a dog after a movie?


3.  Mom changed her Facebook status to widowed. Should I be worried?


4.  Do midgets have night vision?


5.  Is there toilet paper in Canada?


6.  Is first degree murder in Fahrenheit or Celsius?


7.  Could another cold war stop global warming?


8.  Are democrats really that stupid?


9.  My pizza box says to "bake for 18 - 21 minutes". How do I bake something for -3 minutes?


10.  If the NFL is only in the USA, how can New England have a football team?


11.  Who buys Willie Nelson tickets?


12.  How do you advertise a vacuum that really sucks?


That is all. For now.




Ask a Stupid Question...


Dad said yesterday he was at Walmart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for The Skipster and was about to check out when the woman behind him in line asked if he had a dog.  He told me on impulse that he told the woman he didn't have a dog, and that he was actually starting the "Purina Diet" again.


He went on to tell her that he probably shouldn't, because last time he woke up in the hospital intensive care ward with tubes coming out of him and IVs in both arms, but that he'd lost 50 pounds.


He explained to the lady that it was essentially the perfect diet, and the way it works is to load your pants pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and then simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.  He explained to her that the food is nutritionally complete, and that the diet is so effective he was going to try it again.


Dad said the horrified lady then asked if he had ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned him.  He told her "no", and that that the reason he got hurt was because he'd stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter and a car hit him.


Walmart won't let dad shop there anymore, so I think this is the perfect time being the "All-Bacon" diet.


... Questions ...


Sometimes, Ask a Stupid Question Day falls on September 29th.


Why you ask?


Well, this has to do with school days, weekend days,
and some rather complex inverse trigonometric functions
that we will not get into here.






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