Posted: 9/23/2017, 4:26 a.m. EDT
Well, hopefully this gets posted today. According to certain of
the doomsday mental cases out there, today is supposed to be the
end of the planet, or perhaps even the rapture. This
all has to do with a rare alignment of constellations including Virgo
and Leo. This is apparently confirmed by Revelation chapter 12
verses 1-2. Be that as it may, today's topic is politics. I
think us dawgs should get more involved in the political game,
especially considering that the Democrooks and Republicans can't seem to
get it right. People (and pets) need more choices, so the Skipster
has decided to run. The way I see it, most dawgs just love to run,
so the race could be very interesting.
The Little Old Lady...
I went to my nearby Walgreen pharmacy, straight to the back, where the
pharmacist's high counter is located. I took out a little brown
bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them on the counter. The
pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I
said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?" Seeing that
I was a senior citizen the pharmacist went along. He took the
spoon, poured out a bit, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then, with a choke and stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out
on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I
looked him right in the eye and asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to
you?" The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth, croaked
out, "HELL NO!!!". I said, "Thank God. That's a real relief.
My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
I am not allowed to back at that Walgreen's, but I really don't care.
They aren't very friendly there anyway.