TOPIC: Boss Hugs…
Posted: 9/15/2017, 4:23 a.m.
So, you must be careful hugging your boss.
Turns out there are lots of rules. Dad said that these rules have
been established to cut down on harassment lawsuits. He says you
don't want hug your boss in a moment of glee and end up being called
into the HR managers office being asked to explain yourself.
Although the rules are many, the more important ones are:
1. Be fully clothed, and preferably hug while
wearing a snow suit.
2. Don't hug longer than 2 seconds.
3. Quickly let go and pretend like nothing
That is all.