Posted: 9/14/2017, 4:05 a.m.
Okay, so we all know that donuts were sent from
heaven by God himself. It is not nearly as clear about who added
cream (or is it crème?) filling. God probably did that too, and
man likely added donuts with jelly filling. Not that I'm racist or
anything, but donuts filled with jelly are not even close to being as
good as cream-filled. Now that we have that straight, it is
important to note that not everyone likes cream-filled donuts.
That is why the good Lord has given us some even better choices, such as
sour-cream donuts (glazed is truly heavenly), and nut-topped sticky buns
to name just a couple. Donut calories do not count on this
holiday, so please help yourself on your way out.
... Bloodhounds ...
The Bloodhound takes its name from the fact that, at one time,
it could only be owned by people of "blood," or the well-born,
They are a very old breed.
They love cream-filled donuts.