Posted: 9/13/2017, 4:29 a.m.
Dad says that peanuts are God's gift to the snack
industry. He should know. In fact, he's so nutty he should
put warning label on his forehead. After considerable research, I
have documented evidence showing that peanuts are an excellent source of
protein (8 grams/ounce), can help keep blood sugars stable, and contain
more arginine than any other whole food. You might ask "Skippy,
what the hell is arginine?" and to that I would have to say that I think
it has something to do with hurricane formation in the Atlantic.
Anyway, peanuts are good for you unless you happen to be one of those
humans who could die if you eat peanuts. If you are one of those,
please show restraint. That is all.
is 21 today
September 13, 1996
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