Posted: 9/12/2017, 4:52 a.m.
I'm a big fan of the milkshake. If you're
going to make one yourself you need some power equipment, specifically a
blender. Most dawgs are not allowed to operate such apparatus, so if you
happen to be a member of the animal species you will need to elicit some
human help. I've found that dad makes the best shakes, and his
specialty is chocolate. I'm not sure why, but when he makes us
shakes he'll also make one for our rodent cat. I guess that makes
sense because, as we all know, cats are addicted to milk, among other
things like the Nip, mice, yarn, braunschweiger, laser lights, and on
and on. Please note that today is the last Monday of the week.
Milkshakes got their name from being served in bars.
If the customer enjoyed the milkshake, he shook hands with the
If not, the bartender didn’t get a tip.