Posted: 10/6/2017, 4:32 a.m. EDT
This is a good day if you're into smiling. On days like this dad
always brings out a few jokes that are appropriate for the season.
The next big national holiday is Halloween (you get the day off right?)
and so here are the ones he dug up (pun intended):
1) Why are Vampires Democrats? Because they wanted Gore in
2) What kind of music do Mummies listen to? Wrap.
3) What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Enjoy the weekend.