TOPIC: Mental Health…
Posted: 10/10/2017, 4:17 a.m. EDT
Okay I'll say it. Some dawg owners are flat out crazy because they
take training their cute little doggies way too seriously. For
example, our neighbor down the street is trying to teach their pooch to
go grocery shopping. They don't want to use the local Meijer store
shopping service called "Shipt Home Delivery" because they think their
dawg can get them things faster. First of all, teaching Fluffy how
to shop for cat food is going to prove futile. I also suspect that
even if Fluffy does get into the store it is likely to go straight to
the meat aisle and start loading the cart with bacon and steak.
Shopping also means that Fluffy will probably have to learn how to drive
the family car, and most states will not issue driver licenses to the
family pet (tell me about it). So, I say seek out counseling if you are
nuts, and then save your pent up craziness for more important stuff -
like your day job or going to the local Secretary of State office.
Take on the day.
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