TOPIC: Back to Work…
Posted: 7/5/2017, 4:50 a.m.
So, we had a really long holiday weekend but now
it's time to return to our posts. During this week only, Wednesday
will be more like Monday. Fortunately, Friday will still feel like
Friday and it's only a couple of days away. I could easily
get used to three-day work weeks. Until then I'll take an aspirin and
call my doctor in the morning. Dad tells me he's retiring next
week, and after that he says every week will have only as many days
as he desires. Who knew that you could warp time after you retire?
If he has anything to do with it, the week will officially have five
Fridays, one Saturday and one Sunday. Sunday may even be turned
into yet another Friday, or perhaps just become another Saturday.
In the meantime it's all about attitude. Happy Attitude Day.
"I want a closed casket funeral.
However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play
'Pop Goes The Weasel'
over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin
with silent, horrified anticipation"